When walking down the hallway at school:
Me:Get the fuck out of my way
Me:Couples..
Me:I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
Me:Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
Me:What are you looking at? Do not make eye contact with me
Me:This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
Me:Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you
